mads mikkelsens little meow meow

damn you actually clicked on my carrd? you must be in love with me fr
jk jk....
unless?


starting off with the big philosophical question:

who am i?

- theo
- an adult man
- queer as fuck
- a hole for mads mikkelsen
- big fan of toxic yaoi
- a bit of a freak


you wanna kiss me so bad

more about me ;)

- i can do art and write sometimes
- fave color is orange
- submissive and breedable but also dominant and infertile
- i create nsfw content so pls dont follow if ur uncomfy with that and also if ur a minor


not to be rude but

wtf is wrong with you

- im british (sorry)
- autistic
- disabled (cane goes hard though)
- no bitches
- 15 bees in a trenchcoat (DID system)


if u made it this far we making out fr

UNLESS... ur on the dni

- if you are under the age of 18
- basic dni like bigots racists homophobes pedos etc
- Those antis. u know if ur one of Those. Stop harassing ppl