mads mikkelsens little meow meow

damn you actually clicked on my carrd? you must be in love with me fr
jk jk....
unless?


starting off with the big philosophical question:

who am i?

- theo
- an adult man
- queer as fuck
- a hole for mads mikkelsen
- average heu enjoyer
- hannigram shipper


you wanna kiss me so bad

more about me ;)

- i can do art and write sometimes
- studying literature & creative writing at uni
- fave color is orange
- submissive and breedable but also dominant and infertile
- i create nsfw content so pls dont follow if ur uncomfy with that


not to be rude but

wtf is wrong with you

- im british (sorry)
- autistic
- got adhd & dyspraxia
- im a did system
- also a csa victim
- got fibromyalgia
- lactose intolerant
- no bitches


if u made it this far we making out fr

UNLESS... ur on the dni

- if you are under the age of 18. literally go do ur homework
- basic dni like bigots racists homophobes pedos etc
- Those antis. u know if ur one of Those. Stop harassing ppl